|Released||September 29th, 2017|
- Police Officer: "Alright kids, welcome to the Bridgeton Police Department." [notices DeVon's hands up] "Yes, son. Do you have a question?"
- DeVon "Oh, nah. Just, keeping my hands up in a police station. You know 'cause, uh, duh."
- Policer Officer: "That's a good call."
- Nick: "Hey, guys. Check it out, my first zit. I guess watching the Italian Stallion knocked something loose... you know, manhood-wise."
- Jay: "Oh, please. You call that a zit? My crackne's so bad I take Ortho Try-Cyclen, which is basically birth control. Ha ha!" [goes for a high five] "Up top. No? Fuck you, guys."
- Andrew: "Oh, I need to be punished 'cause I'm a bad little baby. Why don't you bend me over that desk and spank me on the ass?"
- Ms. Benitez "Excuse me, Mr. Glouberman?"
- Andrew: "Oh, hi!"
- Caleb: "He wants you to spank him on his ass as if he were a baby, even though he's not actually a baby."
- Wheelchair Kid: "But he wants it over the desk because he's a bad little bitch."
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